Ava Devine has some big tits with freckles all over them, I would love to play connect the jizz dots.  Oh yeah boy, connect the jiz dots, la la la la laaa.  Pee Wee Herman is apparently a fan of Unlimited Milfs.

Where else would Pee Wee Herman come up with that song, connect the dots, la la la la laa.  I bet his visited Unlimited Milfs before he went to that theatre and got caught jackin the Jimmy.

I have a niece who is awesome at soccer, she is being scouted by several colleges and playing in ODP tournaments.  Olympic Development Program, pretty impressive no. So I went to a game to support her and I found out a secret , the secret is the place was crawling with Soccer Milfs.

I couldn’t believe my eyes, these so called Soccer Moms were not dressed for a game, these Soccer Milfs were dressed to be fucked.  I go to every game now, I am such a good uncle.